Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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