it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
