The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is Oprah even human
Enjoy the penises
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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