why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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