You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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