dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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