I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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