Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How drunk are you?
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