were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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