And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
