in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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