The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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