Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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