Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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