just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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