i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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