let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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