The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
