? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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