WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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