I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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