was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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