I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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