maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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