So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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