so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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