Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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