I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Houston, we have a squirter
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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