I don't usually arrange sex via text message
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I don't think brook has ever known best
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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