It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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