So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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