I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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