My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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