what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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