went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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