He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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