I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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