My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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