my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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