I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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