I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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