Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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