Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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