i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I need a hoe opinion
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