once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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