I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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