worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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