Dude my mom stole all your condoms
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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