I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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