How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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