Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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