And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just puked most of my soul out..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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