Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
